DISCONTINUED

Here’s how the story ends: the world blows up. The End!

But seriously, making up chapter by chapter plots for Sozin on the spot and having them relate to each other was not easy. Also, I have school now; so I’ve decided to discontinue the story. In other words, that’s the official ending. I will occasionally post my short stories (fan fictions and others) on this site though; so watch for them!

There may be a real one chapter; Sozin’s Comet Prologue; not the joke story this one is, but its a long ways from now.

Thanks for reading! ^^

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“Do you Sokka take Suki as your lawfully wedded wife?”
“I do.”
“And do you Suki, take this ice-head as your lawfully wedded husband?”
“HEY!”
“I do.”
“You two are now married. Have fun now, make lots of babies!” said the random priest guy.

Then came the party. There was dancing, and a lot of Watershiky drinking. Watershiky is a drink that has the same affects of alcohol. Suki started to dance on the table, Sokka joined her; until he saw Zuko and Katara together. Holding hands. He went over there.

“Hey Sokk-Sokk-a.” Zuko said as he turned around to see Sokka. Sokka just looked at him, and then punched him.

“What was that for?”
Sokka just smirked.

Zuko punched him back, and soon a fight began.

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At the Southern Water Tribe

“Welcome, one and all; to the best day of my life.” Sokka shouted. The others got the message late, and arrived on the wedding day as opposed to everybody else that arrived a week earlier.

“Sorry, we’re late!” Katara said as she ran into her brother’s arms. Sokka just looked at Zuko. Next, she went to hope-hug Suki; whom she then got into a long deep female conversation with.

“So, uh —” Zuko tried to break the silence.
“HI SOKKA!” Aang said before Zuko could speak. Zuko shot him a dirty look.
“Wha?”
“How’s it going, Aang? Boring not saving the world?”
“Kinda. But I’ve got other things on my mind to keep me preoccupied. Like, how do they make babies?“

Toph then jumped on Sokka’s back. Jealously built up inside Aang.

“So, anyway Zuko, you were saying?”

But, Zuko had already left.

WILL SOKKA FIND OUT ABOUT ZUKO AND KATARA? WILL AANG BURST BECAUSE OF HIS JEALOUSY? WILL TOPH GET OFF SOKKA’S BACK? WILL KATARA AND SUKI EVER STOP TALKING? FIND OUT ALL OF THIS AND MORE DURING THE NEXT EPISODE OF AVATAR: THE LAST AIRBENDER!

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Days later near the Southern Water Tribe; on a Fire Nation Ship.

“Listen, Zuko; try to hide the fact that we’re dating from my brother.” Katara told her boyfriend.
“Why?”
“Because, he will be uneasy. I don’t want him to be uneasy the day of his wedding.”
“Okay, sugarlips.” Zuko said
“Thank you, firebunny.” Katara replied as they snuggled together.

“Keep your lame corny talk in your robes.” Toph snickered.
“You talked!” Aang said.
Toph punched him the gut.
“Ugh.”

Just then, the intercom (don’t talk to me about how they didn’t have intercom then, it was a big speaking horn, okay? ) went on.

“Attention passengers, we are now entering Southern Water Tribe waters. Please be ready to get off the ship once we dock. Thank You.”

WILL ZUKO AND SOKKA FIGHT? WILL SOKKA FIND OUT ABOUT HIS SISTER’S FIREBUNNY? WHAT IS A FIREBUNNY? WILL TOPH STOP HITTING AANG? FIND OUT ALL THIS IN MORE DURING THE NEXT EPISODE OF AVATAR: THE LAST AIRBENDER!

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“You.”
“Hi, Toph. Nice to see you again…”
“You.”
“Yes, it’s me; Aang. Remember?”
“OF COURSE I REMEMBER YOU!”

Aang soon found himself being pinned down to the ground, by an angry Earthbender. So, he kissed her slightly. This just made Toph even more angry. It wasn’t until he said; “WILL YOU GO OUT WITH ME?” with a certain air of desperation; that she stopped.

A smirk appeared on her face. She would give him the silent treatment for another day; before putting this issue to rest.

“Told ya.” Zuko said as Aang passed by.

“Guys!” Katara shouted. She was standing next to a stranger who was dressed in Water Tribe Attire.

“You’re already cheating on me?” Zuko joked. Katara did not look amused.

“Anyways, Suki and Sokka are getting married! We’re all invited to their wedding; which is to be held in a week. Time to get packing, boys.”

“You mean, time to get packing?” Aang asked.

“No, I mean; time to get packing boys. We’re poor weak woman, we can’t do back breaking labor like that.” Katara said with obvious sarcasm. Unfortunately, Aang was not born with an understanding of sarcasm.

WILL SUKI AND SOKKA HAVE 16 KIDS? WILL THE WEDDING BE OUTSIDE? WILL KATARA KICK ZUKO’S BEHIND? FIND OUT ALL THIS AND MORE DURING THE NEXT EPISODE OF AVATAR: THE LAST AIRBENDER!

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